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Human culture has reached a point of no return. The overwhelming barrage of Star Wars merchandise has pulverized the last remaining crumbs of our consumer dignity. Consider this product and cry with us: Star Wars Chicken Hot Dogs with Built-in Ketchup. And it gets worse.

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Every year, without fail, Apple sells a ton of new iPhones. And every year, the company finds a way to spin the news into a press release about "a new record." This year is no different: Apple sold 13 million iPhone 6s and 6s Plus models in three days. A new record!

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Do you celebrate National Onion Rings Day? What about Be Kind to Animals Week? Do you know what you're buying your significant other for Talk Like a Pirate Day? Time is running out! ThARRRRs just 9 shopping days left!