"Two Southern Classics, One Legendary Taste," is the marketing language emblazoning every bottle of Cheerwine Kreme, the unholy combination of, well, soda and doughnuts. While Krispy Kreme has graced the tastebuds of us Yankees for some time now, Cheerwine remains uniquely Southern. I'm not from the South, and something tells me the marriage of two foods known for being unhealthy will end in tears.