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As you know, we took a lot of measurements this morning -- height, weight, head circumference -- and your baby is doing great. There's just one thing, and it's not necessarily something to be concerned about, but we do need to talk about it: Your baby's Klout score is in the 25th percentile.

The internet afford book deals to dogs, and it can turn a shrill teenager into a Billboard chart-topper. From today a Klout score of 40 or higher gets in the international terminal of San Francisco International Airport into the VIP lounge of Cathay Pacific Airways -- usually only avaialble to first class and business ticket holders.

You know Klout. It gathers your social media data to measure your influence. But Klout is dumb. Klout makes people think I am a good mum. But what if you could mine social data to tell you how insufferable any given person is on Twitter? That sounds a good deal more fun.