Gizmodo just received more information for our ongoing investigation into the reason Australians had to wait 13 weeks longer than the rest of the world to see John Wick 2 in cinemas.
Yes, we have our priorities straight, how dare you question me.
John Wick 2 premiered globally in January 2017. Globally, that is, except for Australia. We had to wait an additional three and a bit months. 13 weeks. 91 days. 2,184 hours. Too long, in my humble opinion.
Yep, we are still salty - but at least now we are finally getting some answers. Not all of them, but some.
Video: Mikey Neumann is pretty good at breaking down what it is that makes John Wick films so brilliant. Mikey did it with the first breakthrough film, and now takes on John Wick 2. At first watch it's easy to dismiss the second chapter in the franchise as a simple continuation of the first - but there's a lot more to it than that.
Oh, and the first three minutes of this video is a John Wick-themed rap extravaganza, which is pretty impressive considering Mikey had to learn how to talk again just a few months ago.
This week, we gave away 10 double passes to go see John Wick: Chapter 2. Who won?
John Wick: Chapter 2 is out in cinemas at the moment. Sure, you should go and see it. But you should also buy the Blu-ray, because it has a special feature. The best special feature.
Keanu Reeves has certainly devoted a large chunk of his career to those genres we love best. So with the rest of the world getting John Wick: Chapter 2 while we still have no word on a release date, now seems a good a time as any to remember his oeuvre. His performances don't always vary much, but the films sure do -- and here they are, from bogus to excellent.