In defiance of chaos theory, these jigsaw puzzles bring some order to the world. Some Goldblum-y order.
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In times both ancient and modern, people have created statues and icons of religious figures, and genuflected before them to worship the divinities that they represent. Now that the iconic and bare-chested Sexy Jeff Goldblum has been immortalised with a giant statue in London, why not worship it?
One of the things that makes the Jurassic Park franchise so memorable is John Williams' score. The majestic music is one of the legendary composer's most recognisable compositions. That score is teased, but never truly unleashed, in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, which is also the perfect analogy for the movie as a whole. Everything feels held back and small. There's never a moment worthy of that iconic music.
As a moviegoer, few things are as exciting as instantly being compelled by the world being built on screen -- that feeling of diving into a whole new universe filled with unanswered questions and fascinating characters that, for the next two hours, you get to learn all about. The new film Hotel Artemis is like that. It sets up a world you'll desperately want to know more about and see where the story leads. Ultimately, though, it struggles to pay off.
Jeff Goldblum -- the sexy king of the dinosaurs -- and erotica novelist Chuck Tingle, together at last, sharing their mutual love of handsome dinos during a Reddit AMA. This is the stuff fan fiction dreams are made of.
Video: Take a moment to think of a Jeff Goldblum role you absolutely hate. Having a hard time coming up with one? That's because bad Goldblum performances don't exist. The man is an intergalactic treasure, and he can even make awkward pauses entertaining, as this four-minute highlight reel of random Goldblum noises proves.
In the most inevitable convergence, Jeff Goldblum has now met his Sexy Ian Malcolm Funko Pop. And his reaction is, well... it involves some stroking.
Jeff Goldblum really wants to return to the Marvel movieverse. The Halloween sequel/reboot will have references to the past continuations. Some familiar faces are returning to Agents of SHIELD. Jessica Parker Kennedy's The Flash character's secret identity has yet to be uncovered. Plus, a ton of new Tomb Raider footage. Spoilers!
Video: Pretty much anything can be improved by adding Jeff Goldblum, but Taika Waititi's Thor: Ragnarok really used the actor to his fullest potential. Marvel has been releasing a few of their bonus clips from the upcoming Blu-ray release, and with them we get to see Goldblum at his... Goldblum-iest.
Video: It's easy to see why this scene was ultimately cut out of Thor: Ragnarok - it doesn't really have much to add to the movie's context, other than to cram even more jokes into a film already delectably stuffed with them. It does, however, feature Jeff Goldblum caressing himself with tentacles, which is a sight the world needs to see.
Two years ago, we all fell in love with Darryl - Thor's roommate and co-star in a pair of short films directed by Taika Waititi that simultaneously showed us what Thor: Ragnarok could be, and explained why Thor wasn't in Captain America: Civil War.
By now you probably know that Thor: Ragnarok has two end credit scenes. The first is the big one that ties into the larger Marvel Cinematic Universe. The second, which is much more appropriate to the film, is a funny little aside and director Taika Waititi revealed it was one of just many choices he had for the ending.