Oh Steven Seagal. How the mighty fall. From the respectable heights of Under Siege to the deplorable depths of Half Past Dead. It's no secret Seagal went, uh, off the path as his films transitioned from the silver screen to direct to video, but you don't realise just how far until you listen to storyteller extraordinaire Stephen Tobolowsky explain how it was working with the guy.
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The same folks who realised Owen Wilson is contractually obligated to say "wow" in every film have stumbled upon something truly strange: Matthew McConaughey makes a lot of noises. Noises that are not words. Noises that do not convey almost any information other than "I am Matthew McConaughey and my mouth can make this sound."
Video: This short animation Death in Space by Thomas Lucas is a collection of two-second scenes that show people dying in space in the most random ways. It's totally silly, but it's funny because it pokes fun of the careless curiosity of human nature. Yes, we're going to jab that creature that might swallow us alive. Sure, we'll open up this box that might vaporise us. Of course, we'll add another drop into a solution that might explode.
Louis CK has a long, complex and hilarious history of interacting with modern technology. But now he's decided to quit the internet.
Video: Sony plans to make a single movie out of emoji — but what if studios just remade every movie using the icons?
Video: It's inevitable: when a new trailer for something like Star Wars hits the internet, fans will turn to the internet to broadcast their reactions. The team who assembled the trailer for Rogue One decided to do the same thing.
Alright, so no one asked for a website that creates Donald Trump-like tweets, but rarely is the internet's best content spawned by popular demand. It takes enterprising (and perhaps, misguided) people to come up with top-shelf content. Or, in this case, you could leave it to computers and algorithms.
To say South Park isn't the most family friendly of TV shows is putting it lightly — it aims to offend as much as humanly possible. It has its fair share of swearing, but which character has the least control over their language? You might be surprised... or not, depending on how perceptive you are.
Vine just released their playlist of popular vines from the past year. Frankly, most of them are dull as shit. So instead of squeezing off a blog post directing you to mediocre crap curated by Vine, we've decided to compile a list of high-quality crap curated from the world of garbage video by Everything Is Terrible.