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  • Smart Female Guppies Don’t Wind Up With Losers

    Smart Female Guppies Don’t Wind Up With Losers

    Guppies might look like mindless, mouth-breathing little bastards, but it turns out some of them make better dating decisions than we do. No, really — these tiny fish, with their infinitesimal brains, are somehow more discerning with their mates than us, and we literally invented rockets. And Doritos.