Things no one tells you about parenthood #342: on at least one occasion, a drink bottle will leak in your child's backback, drowning the expensive phone you wish you hadn't bought them but they really really wanted and promised to look after.

Alcatel aims to help solve this problem, with the release of the Go Play -- it's sturdy, shockproof, dustproof and legitimately waterproof. You can actually shoot pictures and videos underwater -- well up to one metre, anyway.