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Hi, parent of two children under five here. I stink of vomit, poo and stale urine. I'm on four hours sleep right. Children are a treasure.

Christmas is coming. It's the most wonderful time of the year, right? Maybe it will be if you buy me something to either satiate the demons barking and biting at my feet, or give me that sweet, sweet hour of respite during those insanely long, never ending Christmas holidays.

Welcome to the Gizmodo Gift Guide for poor buggers with children.

Nowadays, there's only one group of kids that aren't into superheroes: Kids who aren't into superheroes yet. There's a tender age right before they realise that Wonder Woman, Spider-Man and the rest are completely dominating pop culture... so why wait on them? These fun gift ideas will help (super-)speed up the process.

Every kid knows the best way to get almost every item on your Christmas list is to include one outlandish, obscenely expensive item your parents will never go for. Out of guilt, they will happily deliver everything else on your list. But you're an adult now, with a job and disposable income, so why not finally treat yourself to those top-tier items your parents would have scoffed at?