Hi, parent of two children under five here. I stink of vomit, poo and stale urine. I'm on four hours sleep right. Children are a treasure.
Christmas is coming. It's the most wonderful time of the year, right? Maybe it will be if you buy me something to either satiate the demons barking and biting at my feet, or give me that sweet, sweet hour of respite during those insanely long, never ending Christmas holidays.
Welcome to the Gizmodo Gift Guide for poor buggers with children.