I come to you, now, a changed person. I sank to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker, clawing at the water to survive, and have emerged tired, weak, and broken. The salt water, along with my sanity, clings to me like a slowly shedding second skin. Amidst the emotional trauma and chaos, I can only mutter two syllables: Uma.
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Disney's Descendants is a modern Disney Channel Original Movie classic -- and by classic, I mean it is both delightfully campy and a clear and craven attempt to mine the old animated movies for more money. It's basically High School Musical meets Once Upon a Time, except none of the lip-syncing actually matches the soundtrack, which will slowly drive you mad once you notice it. And now the fashion choices of its stars, all children of classic Disney villains, are even more dire.