birthdays
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Transforming Candle On Your Birthday Cake Proves Your Family Loves You
Presumably developed at some top-secret DARPA-funded research lab, what you’re looking at here is the future of birthday-cake candle technology, available today. Believe it or not, for just $US20, you can order a three-pack of these spinning candles that shoot flames before opening like a flower, all the while playing Happy Birthday.
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Saying Happy Birthday To Your Friend On Facebook Is Meaningless
We’ve already told you that Facebook ruined your birthday. And it’s so completely true! It’s completely meaningless now, hordes of semi-friends and quasi-acquaintances fake like they care about you. Ugh. And maybe when the wall posts first start trickling in you’re a little happy but as more and more keyboard vomit starts popping up, you…
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You’re More Likely To Die On Your Birthday
Surrounded by friends and family, celebrating with good food and drink, birthdays are happy occasions that we all look forward to. But new research suggests that, of all days, we’re most likely to die when we’re celebrating the passing of another year of our life.
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Just Add Booze To This Origami-fied Birthday Card Shot Glass
In what is truly a stroke of pure genius, this simple $US5 birthday card will turn the last-minute bottle of hooch you picked up at the corner store into the most thoughtful birthday gift you can give someone.