bad ideas

  • Don’t Sleep With Your Phone

    Don’t Sleep With Your Phone

    Fancy computer phones are great. They let us communicate, work, document, learn, complain, order dinner, find consensual sex friends and plenty of other fun things. If I could attach myself to my phone with some sort of strange, dystopian umbilical cord-like apparatus, I would.


  • Scientists Confirm: Comets Smell Like Cat Piss

    Scientists Confirm: Comets Smell Like Cat Piss

    Rotten eggs, cat urine, bitter almonds — that’s the delightful elixir of aromas comprising the BO of one comet 67P, also known as Rosetta’s comet. In a heartwarmingly nerdy yet mildly alarming development, members of the Rosetta mission team have commissioned scent firm The Aroma Company to turn it into a perfume.