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Seriously, putting Oscar Isaac in this goofy-arse make-up was a crime and this movie should go to jail. (Screenshot: Disney/Marvel)

X-Men Apocalypse: The Retro FAQ

As you are no doubt aware, Movies Have (Basically) Stopped. Almost all the movies that used to be being made are no longer being made and those of us who depend on making fun of the winter’s nerdy blockbusters for their livelihoods are in a pickle. How can I, as…