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US Missile Mysteriously Turns Up In Cuba And No One Knows How It Got There
A Hellfire missile that the US shipped to Europe for NATO training purposes last year somehow wound up in Cuba. As far as straight up losing sensitive military technology goes, this is one of the biggest screw-ups of its kind.
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Shoplifting On Hoverboards Is The Future Of Lazy Crime
Briefly: Auto-balancing skateboards, incorrectly but widely known as hoverboards, are this year’s must-have novelty toys for people bored of their selfie sticks. But it would seem they also have use for shoplifters who can’t be bothered to walk. London’s Metropolitan Police published a video of a young male shoplifting a case of Lucozade energy drink…
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John Oliver Watched Tony Abbott Eat An Onion And He Lost It
We already know that Last Week Tonight host John Oliver is permanently bewildered by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, and that’s never been truer than this week. On Oliver’s Australian tour, the comedian watched that video of our fearless leader chowing down on raw onions, and he can’t even.
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The World’s Creepiest ‘Smart’ Watch Will ‘Help’ You ‘Pick-Up’ Girls
I am air-quoting so hard right now I could air-quote in the Olympics for Australia and walk away with all the goddamn medals. Why? Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is hardcore garbage that needs to be in the biggest, smelliest bin you can find. Meet the “Pick Up Girls SmartWatch”: a product that, if you…