trek week

  • Spock Taught Me What It Meant To Be Horny (NSFW)

    Spock Taught Me What It Meant To Be Horny (NSFW)

    Teenage Evan knew he was supposed to want sex. Sometimes when I’d watch soap operas with my mum and people would kiss onscreen, I’d feel… tingling. This was probably significant, I thought, and warranted further investigation. I couldn’t ask my mum or teachers at school. Thankfully, I had Star Trek. And it was First Officer…


  • Elite Force Is Still The Greatest Star Trek Video Game

    Elite Force Is Still The Greatest Star Trek Video Game

    Star Trek‘s ideals don’t sit all that well with your average video game. Trek‘s idealistic view of the future mostly dealt with conflict through discussion rather than liberal phaser blasts to the face, and video games are usually the other way around. That’s why a first-person shooter in the Star Trek universe should never have…


  • Recurring Star Trek Holodeck Programs, Ranked

    Recurring Star Trek Holodeck Programs, Ranked

    Star Trek‘s Holodeck technology could conjure up pretty much any scenario you could imagine, but there were always a select few that the crews of the Enterprise, DS9 and Voyager would always return to… some more enjoyable than others. Here are every one of those recurring holoprograms, from worst to best.