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The News Of Tomorrow, Today
Torchlopnik
Jason Torchinsky
The other night I was hanging out at Flashing Amber’s, my local turn-signal fetishists’ bar (not to be confused with The Red Lantern, the pub I go to when I want to talk about taillights) when a friend I know from the turn indicator enthusiast community came up to me,…
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Hey, wanna know a secret? I’m miserable right at the moment. Physically. I cleared out a bunch of brush this weekend that included way more poison ivy than I realised, and now my arms look like thick red relief maps of Mars and one eye is half swollen shut and…
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