This Dharma Initiative alarm clock isn’t a real product, but you should memorize these numbers anyway: 4 8 15 16 23 42. Just in case.
I’m lightheaded, twitchy and kinda have the runs. This was never going to end well. The mission: Test if caffeine-infused munchies like cookies, mints, chewing-gum, and lollipops pack the same punch as energy drinks and coffee. (Hint: Most do).