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Here’s A Bunch Of My Old Car-Related Rejected Onion News Network Ideas

Cars

10 months ago

Here’s A Bunch Of My Old Car-Related Rejected Onion News Network Ideas

Jason Torchinsky

The Onion’s Explanation For Dark Matter Is My Favourite Yet

Online

6 years ago

The Onion’s Explanation For Dark Matter Is My Favourite Yet

Maddie Stone

Clickhole Congratulates You On Your Terms Of Service Speed-Reading

Online

7 years ago

Clickhole Congratulates You On Your Terms Of Service Speed-Reading

Ashley Feinberg

How many times have you clicked “Agree” to the thousands upon thousands of words in iTunes terms of service agreements after just a few seconds? Twenty times? Fifty? Man — that is some world class speed-reading.

The Onion’s iPhone 6 Vs Galaxy S5 Is The Only Review You Need To Read

Online

7 years ago

The Onion’s iPhone 6 Vs Galaxy S5 Is The Only Review You Need To Read

Robert Sorokanich

So It Has Come To This: Facebook Is Testing A ‘Satire’ Tag

Online

7 years ago

So It Has Come To This: Facebook Is Testing A ‘Satire’ Tag

Logan Booker

Satirical news site The Onion has a reputation for headlines that are almost believable, yet clearly fake to any with a modicum of common sense. Sadly, even a modicum seems difficult to summon for certain sections of the Facebook community, with the social media giant admitting to testing a “Satire”…

A Fantastic (Fake) Fitness Tracker Tells You What You’re Running From

Online

7 years ago

A Fantastic (Fake) Fitness Tracker Tells You What You’re Running From

Alissa Walker

Gadgets

7 years ago

The Onion Profiles A New Kindle That Brags About Your Taste In Books

Andrew Liszewski

Entertainment

7 years ago

Devastated Family Loses Everything They’d Saved On Their DVR

Robert Sorokanich

The Talbott family has suffered a tragic loss. Everything the family had saved for years, all of it disappeared in an instant. Now as The Onion reports, they set to the task of rebuilding their lives after the huge setback of a crashed DVR.