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  • Tesla Releases Baby Cybertrucks for Your Little Doomsday Prepper

    Tesla Releases Baby Cybertrucks for Your Little Doomsday Prepper

    Was your little one disappointed they couldn’t get their own bulletproof, $US100,000, Cybertruck? Well, fear not. Tesla released the Cybertruck for Kids on Thursday, shortly after the release of its grown-up version. Your dystopian, conspiracy-spreading, Elon Musk-loving child will love their little Cybertruck. For just $US1,500, you can drive one of these bad boys home—that’s…


  • Tesla Cybertruck Owners Will Face Absurd Resell Penalties

    Tesla Cybertruck Owners Will Face Absurd Resell Penalties

    Tesla will charge customers of its new Cybertruck a hefty penalty for reselling their vehicle within the first year of ownership, according to a recently added section of the vehicle’s order agreement. “You agree that you will not sell or otherwise attempt to sell the Vehicle within the first year following your Vehicle’s delivery date,” says…


  • Musk Tells Rogan He’s Still Down to Kick Zuck’s Ass

    Musk Tells Rogan He’s Still Down to Kick Zuck’s Ass

    Tesla CEO Elon Musk made another appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast Tuesday in an almost three-hour talk on subjects that these two are heavily interested in: cars, mixed martial arts, and of course, cancel culture. Just after the two-hour mark in the podcast, the two talked about the proposed fight between Musk and…