You don’t have a Tesla Coil? And you call yourself a mad scientist. You should take a lesson from electrical-engineer Greg Leyh and build yourself a pair. That’ll show those fools who laughed at you in mad medical school, that will show them all!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! *Lightning Crash*
You can use tesla coils to play pretty much any song, whether it’s the Mario Bros or Doctor Who themetunes. You can even play Poker Face, as this video demonstrates.