You don’t have a Tesla Coil? And you call yourself a mad scientist. You should take a lesson from electrical-engineer Greg Leyh and build yourself a pair. That’ll show those fools who laughed at you in mad medical school, that will show them all!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! *Lightning Crash*
You can use tesla coils to play pretty much any song, whether it’s the Mario Bros or Doctor Who themetunes. You can even play Poker Face, as this video demonstrates.
This video has it all: Tesla coils! The Zelda theme song! Light sabres! Balloons that explode in flame! A pretty serious moustache! It doesn’t get much better than this.