spider-man

  • Marvel Returns to Spider-Man’s Radioactive Semen This Summer

    Marvel Returns to Spider-Man’s Radioactive Semen This Summer

    Last summer, Marvel Comics boldly announced that it would return to “The Most Notorious Spider-Man Story Ever Told,” to which the world cried out “You’ll really have to be more specific!” After quickly clarifying that it was a sequel to Spider-Man: Reign, the world cried out again: “Oh. The one with the radioactive jizz?” Now,…


  • Michael Keaton Didn’t Understand His Morbin’ Time

    Michael Keaton Didn’t Understand His Morbin’ Time

    Just when you thought Morbin’ Time couldn’t get better, Michael Keaton has put a cherry on top. At the end of Morbius, 2022’s campy Spider-Man adjacent film, the iconic actor makes a brief, seemingly non-sensical cameo, reprising his role from 2017’s Spider-Man: Homecoming. The implication was some kind of integration between the Marvel Cinematic Universe…