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A Scientifically Accurate Flipper The Dolphin Would Be Too Damn Smart
The problem when animals are too smart? They become too much like us. Take dolphins. Movies like Flipper and seeing them at Sea World makes us think they’re just really cute. And they are! But they’re also too damn smart. Smart enough to masturbate, smart enough for depression, smart enough for suicide, and for so…
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Scientifically Accurate SpongeBob Is Hilariously Disgusting
After getting sucked on and eaten by his best friend Patrick Star, scientifically accurate SpongeBob Squarepants as imagined by ADHD is destined for a life of cleaning dishes. That caps a hilariously sad life of basically being immobile at the bottom of the ocean with “friends” who are killer creatures.