Video: Even as a kid, Barney never made sense to me. I always wondered why this purple dinosaur was so friendly, like he had done something terrible in a previous life and was atoning for his sins. And he totally was! As ADHD’s scientifically accurate Barney shows, he’s a monster…
What’s that you say? Santa’s existence is actually impossible? Sure you may have heard some of these facts stated before, but never this musically — or with this much absurd animation.