The Ryan Reynolds starring vehicle machine is on the tracks, folks, and there’s no stopping it.
As storytellers are fond of reminding us, living forever usually only sounds awesome until you try it. This list includes only movie characters who were born human and then somehow became immortal—that’s why there aren’t any gods, unless Phil Connors counts—and then realised how long eternity really, truly is.
What else could it have been? Other than a litany of other potential murder weapons and/or murder locations, that is.