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US Secret Service Wants To Build A Replica White House
The US Secret Service hasn’t been doing an awesome job guarding the White House lately, so Joseph Clancy, its director, plans to ask the House Appropriations Committee for $US8 million so that the US President’s guard can build a replica White House on the Secret Service training grounds in southern Maryland.
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Monster Machines: These Doomsday Planes Protect Heads Of State When Disaster Strikes
In the event of a nuclear strike, we’re going to be in a little bit of trouble. But at least we’ll die safe in the knowledge that the valiant leaders of our nation — or any yahoos lucky enough to be in office at the time — will be escaping the nuclear holocaust in a…