penises
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Surgeons Perform First Successful Penis Transplant In The United States
A 64-year-old man who lost his penis to cancer is America’s first recipient of a penis transplant. The experimental procedure is poised to help thousands of men who have lost their genitals to disease, accident or combat.
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Pollution Might Shrink Your Penis, Say Otters
Otter penises are shrinking thanks to pollution, and you should definitely freak out, because the trend might affect humans too. The connection requires further investigation, but the study notes that humans and animals are exposed to many of the same chemicals on a daily basis.
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Nanodelivery Patches Get Your Synthetic Boner On
Man’s eternal quest for faster and ever-more efficient ways to shoot blood into his penis has taken a step into the 21st century. We’re now using nanotechnology to churn out our boners, thanks to an Egyptian-made transdermal patch.
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Students Prank School (And Google Earth) With Giant Grass Penises
My senior prank now suddenly feels extremely lacklustre. A bunch of New Zealand tricksters killed grass in the form of giant penises all around their school’s property – and now the internet has made it forever.