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The 12 Most Disturbing Hallmark Ornaments Of All Time

The 12 Most Disturbing Hallmark Ornaments Of All Time

Back in 2013, I took on the unsavoury, festive world of Hallmark ornaments. What I found, of course, rocked our nation to its core, but Hallmark’s onslaught of holiday WTF-ery did not end there. As such, I have updated our exposé of the company’s most unfortunate and upsetting ornaments.

The Majestic Mythical Santaur Is Perfectly Captured In This Ornament

The Majestic Mythical Santaur Is Perfectly Captured In This Ornament

If you thought Santa himself was difficult to spot as he made his global rounds on Christmas Eve, there are even less confirmed sightings of his stepbrother the Santaur. You’ll never see him talking to kids at shopping malls, or posing for photos in a parade. In fact his mere…

Build The Lego Ornament That Can Do The Kessel Run In 12 Parsecs

Build The Lego Ornament That Can Do The Kessel Run In 12 Parsecs

Placing this Lego Millennium Falcon ornament on your tree will certainly guarantee that you’ll have the coolest tannenbaum in town. Oh, and if your Wookie knocks it down, you can quickly rebuild it. Why do you think they called him Chewie?