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Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

ROME (Agencies) – The Vatican has bought Palm Inc. in a US$800-million cash, stock, and souls deal, a move that analysts are calling a bold bid to reconvert the Catholic Church into the number one mobile operator for communication with God. The purchase is the culmination of Pope Benedict XVI’s

Iron Man Trailer to Be Extended Into Full Feature, Sources Say

Sources at ONN are reporting that the ultra-popular sequel—may become a full-length film at “one point in the future.” The rumour is supported by some leaked evidence, which includes other clips. One visibly-shocked Brian Lam—Gizmodo’s own Editor-in-Chief and collaborator of cooking blog proven├žale-cuisine.com—declared: “that’s cool. Can I keep