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This Guy Can Chop Onions So Fast It’s Almost Unreal

This Guy Can Chop Onions So Fast It’s Almost Unreal

Video: His technique may not be orthodox but it’s definitely efficient. I timed it and he chops an onion in, roughly, 10 seconds, which is less than what it takes to do it with a domestic food processor — considering that you have to cut the onion first, put it…

Watch <em>The Onion</em> Take On The Future’s News Today

Watch The Onion Take On The Future’s News Today

The Onion, that venerable source of satire both topical and historic, is today dipping its toes in the premium content pond. The result: “Future: News from the Year 2137”, an Onion-ised look at the world of tomorrow today.

So Mean But Maybe True (NSFW)

So Mean But Maybe True (NSFW)

The Onion pisses on pretty much the entire gadget-making game with this fake news piece. Lots of cursing, do not watch unless you have a mouth like a Gizmodian.