The designer of the somewhat terrifying robotic masturbator, the Autoblow, is running a new Indiegogo crowdfunding project to make a 3-orifice-in-one masturbation toy for men. It looks like it will be….awkward to use.
Humans didn’t invent masturbation. We get the urge because our ancestors did too, even back to the earliest mammals and reptiles. It’s likely that as soon as animals evolved brain circuitry that made stimulating sexual organs rewarding, individuals started taking the opportunity to reward themselves.
Awkwardly coiffed magician Penn Jillette is an inventor. His greatest triumph: a “hydro-therapeutic stimulator” for women with jetstreams directed to “stimulation points (e.g. the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat”. Meet the Jill-Jet.