mascots

Why Olympic Mascots Are Always So Goddamn Creepy

Why Olympic Mascots Are Always So Goddamn Creepy

Every two years, the world takes part in a figurative dance that’s been decades in the making. First, it’s the iconic passing of the torch. Then, an epic, national-pride-filled opening ceremony. And, finally, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The holiest and most timeless of Olympic traditions: It’s…

Google’s Jelly Bean Mascot Melts In The Sun

Google’s Jelly Bean Mascot Melts In The Sun

Google’s Jelly Bean mascot has only been standing outside Google HQ for a week, but it’s not coping well with the Californian heat. According to Android engineer Dan Morrill, the statue’s head partially melted in the sun and then popped off.

CESPool: The Saddest Man At CES, Mascot Edition

CESPool: The Saddest Man At CES, Mascot Edition

The first thing they teach you at mascot college? Don’t mope. The second? Try to remember to wear more than 10 per cent of your costume. Cheer up, buddy! It could be so much worse.