lingerie

There Shouldn’t Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie

There Shouldn’t Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie

I’m all for naughty, oh-come-treat-me-like-a-bad-girl-tonight scraps of lace. What I’m not such a fan of is trashy oh-come-follow-me-using-the-built-in-GPS lingerie. I don’t care if it’s pretty, frilly designer lingerie. It’s got a damn tracking system embedded in the fabric.

Bacon Bra Needs No Further Explanation [NSFW]

Bacon Bra Needs No Further Explanation [NSFW]

I don’t like edible lingerie. It tastes like crap. The bacon bra, on the other side… well, the bacon bra is made out of bacon. Bacon-sustained bra technology, people. I just can’t say no, even if it’s raw.