Living in the worse possible timeline means that each new week invites a new, unbearably dumb viral sensation. This week, it’s pigeons in tiny hats. And reader, while it pains me to spoil the novelty of birds in miniature clothing, whoever is doing this should feel terrible.
As cool as it’d be to report that a swarm of locusts has descended upon Sin City like some kind of biblical retribution straight out of Exodus, that simply isn’t true. Technically, they’re pallid-winged grasshoppers.
Winter is coming, and so are the waterworks. Literally. HBO’s Game of Thrones continues to ramp up hype for its eighth and final season with an interesting but admittedly bizarre promotion: a fountain show in Las Vegas.