Before anyone goes all Betteridge’s Law on me, I should point out that the answer is actually yes. The more complex question is why you’d want to, but I can’t answer everything for you.
I really wish that this was my breakfast today. Sure, you may think it looks ordinary – eggs, pancakes, doughnuts, coffee – but it’s actually made entirely from jelly. Unbelievable, right?
I don’t know why inventor Nik Ramage created the Jelly Wobbler. I don’t know why would you need to do the wobbling with the jelly in the first place. And I didn’t know that weird mechanical contraptions and jelly could be so erotic until now.