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  • These Are The Cars Of The Solar System

    These Are The Cars Of The Solar System

    Who here likes planets? I know I do—hell, I even live on one! I suspect there’s many fellow planet-enthusiasts out there, which is why I decided to do this: try and find cars named for every planet in our solar system, including our disrespected pal, the dwarf planet Pluto. Aside from a couple of well-known…


  • Why Tesla Is So Interested In ‘Cell-To-Pack’ Batteries

    Why Tesla Is So Interested In ‘Cell-To-Pack’ Batteries

    Tesla has been hinting at some revolutionary new battery technology for a few months now, and a Reuters story today revealed that the goals are to create a “million mile” battery design that can finally make EVs on par with the cost of building ICE vehicles. There are lots of elements to what will make…


  • Thomas The Tank Engine Looks Even More Creepy As A Hot Rodded Train

    Thomas The Tank Engine Looks Even More Creepy As A Hot Rodded Train

    I believe I have made my position on Thomas the Tank engine quite clear: he, and all of his related indentured rail-servants on the Island of Sodor, are creepy as hell, and the ashen-grey sliced-off cherub faces they have slapped onto their boilers represent the laziest and most unpleasant form of vehicular anthropomorphisation. Send all…


  • Nissan Is Killing Datsun Again

    Nissan Is Killing Datsun Again

    It’s not often that a car company gets to kill off a brand name twice. After retiring the Datsun name in 1986, it was brought back as Nissan’s brand for developing market cars in 2013. Now, just seven years later, it appears Nissan is killing it again. Make up your mind, guys. Jeez.