grenades
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Hand Lemo-nades
Sadly, you cannot make lemonade from lemons by pulling the pin on these incendiary pieces of fruit to make them explode. They’re inert, you see, and just a side project for tinkerer Chris Myles.
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Idiot Uses Live WWII Grenade As Paperweight
Oh, boy. After running the plates of a suspicious vehicle and finding an outstanding arrest warrant, Birmingham police pulled over and searched the car in question. Inside the found a man, his lady friend and a live grenade from WWII. He’s been using it, he says, as a paperweight.
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Idiot’s Idiotic Live Grenade Bookend Explodes After Idiot Pulls Pin
Sort of stupid: using WWII grenades as bookends. Really stupid: giving one of those grenades to a neighbour, no questions asked. Extremely stupid: accepting said grenade. Maximum stupid: immediately pulling the pin from that grenade. Bomb squad, come on down!