Christmas is depressing. Religious celebrations aside, they’re filled with time spent with a family you didn’t choose, little sun, zero free time and an obligation to buy stuff for other people. Do you know someone with this outlook?
True audiophiles are a rare, mysterious phenomenon. They scoff at what you and I consider top-of-the-line audio equipment and wouldn’t dream of touching an iPod. What do you buy for these strange creatures?
If the idea is to give a totally useless (but totally funny) gift, then read on. After all, what’s the point if you can’t stick someone with a total garbage gift?