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  • Watermelons on Mars TKTKTK [DO NOT PUBLISH]

    Watermelons on Mars TKTKTK [DO NOT PUBLISH]

    It’s unfortunate that delicious watermelons are not currently among those species known to be native to Mars. Thankfully, neither are cops. So a story the New York Times published on Tuesday stating that, contrary to expectations, police had found watermelons on the Red Planet was sort of a mixed bag even if the story wasn’t…