furnishings

Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys

Dismembered Doll Limbs Hold Your Keys

Some find baby dolls cute. Others realise their potential for holding your stuff—if they’re chopped to bits and fastened to wood.

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say ‘Hide the Sausage’ in a Headline

Vile Mortadella Rug Gives Excuse to Say ‘Hide the Sausage’ in a Headline

This is Mortadella, one of four sausage-inspired rugs. The others in the series are (below, from left) Blood Sausage, Bierschinken and Salami. Made in Germany and available online, I think I can safely say that it’s one of the Wurst rugs I’ve ever seen. *Sound of single gunshot followed by…