More than anything else, the internet commenting First! is a declaration of ownership, the unfurled flag of a Mountain Dew fuelled conquistador claiming a particular post his, by virtue of getting there first, and saying it. Noted chronological-commenting historian Patton Oswalt has an excellent new documentary about the history of…
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