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I Need This Cattle Prod For Humans Who Aren’t Properly Social Distancing
If you’re not wearing a mask in public or properly practising social distancing to prioritise your comfort and convenience over everyone else’s health and well-being, you not only deserve to be called out but also reminded of your social responsibilities with a gentle 4.5-volt zap courtesy of this Covid-19 cattle prod.
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The DC Movie Wonder Woman Goes Comic Book Retro, And More Of The Most Fabulous Toys Of The Week
Welcome back to Toy Aisle, Gizmodo’s regular roundup of all the shiny new toys tempting our wallets lately. This week: Doctor Who‘s newest Doctor gets a lovely little action figure, Gambit gets an insanely articulated toy that’ll arrive before his solo movie ever does, and the most adorable Kirby plush around makes his debut. Check…
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I Can’t Wait To Give Everyone A $73 Lickable Lollipop Version Of My Face
It takes a healthy amount of vanity to gift someone a portrait of yourself, but a life-size, lickable, lollipop version of your face? That would require something closer to full-blown narcissism – or a private, long-running in-joke I never want to be a part of.
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Authentic Sound Effects Are The Best Part Of This Super Mario Bros. Lamp
Much to the chagrin of the person you sleep next to every night, this wonderful Super Mario Bros.-inspired Question Block lamp makes that classic video game ‘ping’ sound every time you tap it on and off. No actual coins are ejected, but we’re waiting for confirmation on whether or not the occasional mushroom pops out.