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  • That Riverdale Ending Was Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    That Riverdale Ending Was Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    The season threee premiere of Riverdale was pretty boring, giving us more of the Archie vs. Hiram shit that doesn’t work if they’re not seductively wrestling each other. At least, until the last five minutes, when Taylor Swift’s boyfriend walked into the room, set off a giant smoke bomb, and said “Everything’s changed, suckers, get…