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Ellen DeGeneres Is Using An iPhone Backstage Instead Of That Samsung
The Oscars 2014 feel like (are?) a commercial for Samsung, with Ellen DeGeneres flashing a Galaxy Note and taking selfies left right and center. It’s ridiculous. Backstage? She’s using her iPhone, of course. PR people will never learn.
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Here’s The Most Obnoxious Marketing Gimmick Known To Man
It’s strange how marketing noises and product jingles can get in your head. All I need to do is say the words “Down, Down”, and there’s a fair bet you’re thinking of Status Quo whoring out to Coles. The “Intel Inside” tone is also an iconic noise, and like most marketing jingles it’s best used…
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Did Someone Really Name Their Kid Hashtag?
The problem with kooky people having babies? The names they come up with! Gone are the days of John and Jane, it’s now all about a senseless race to the bottom in idiotic naming. Fallyn, Sharpay, Zebulon and other horrible names are real things people call their kids! But the worst named baby just might’ve…
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95,200 Pieces Of Chewed Gum Make Up The World’s Largest And Grossest Gumball
That gigantic yellow stained ball of goopness? It’s made from 95,200 piece of chewed Nicorette gum. It’s the love creation of Barry Chappell, who started rolling his chewed gum into a ball back in 2006. Six years later, it’s now 62 inches in circumference and weighs 175 pounds of rubber, saliva and nastiness. People are…