crossbows
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Very Lucky Boy Catches Crossbow Bolt To The Face, Sans Death
Getting shot in the face with nearly anything other than pixie dust or a Super Soaker usually brings about a pretty swift death. Not so for English teen Lewis Tavernier, who put a bolt into his skull by accident. Whoops!
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Crossbow Machete: Most Badass Way To Accidentally Kill Someone
If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don’t try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever.