According to an official quoted in a Russian newspaper, the Kremlin has sent an assassin to kill Colonel Shcherbakov, the man who betrayed Anna Chapman and nine other Russian spies living in the US. Wait, what year is this again?
He may not have the femme fatale appeal of Anna Chapman, but recently deported Russian spy Alexey Karetnikov had something even more intriguing: gainful employment at Microsoft. Which might explain a lot about Vista, am I right?