Whitney Kimball

  • Here’s an Idea: Everyone Only Gets 100 Posts

    Here’s an Idea: Everyone Only Gets 100 Posts

    Like an abusive partner, Facebook has convinced us that we have no options and we’ll never be able to live without it. We had our chance with Ello, and we blew it, dumb fucks that we are. Now we’ve chained ourselves to harvesting content for Mark Zuckerberg until and after the day we die, to…


  • I Miss the Dial-Up Modem Sound

    I Miss the Dial-Up Modem Sound

    If you were born after Wi-Fi, the dial-up modem noise is what electronics used to sound like: dated, from the era of the fax machine and the non-customisable ringtone. To me, it’s more than that. The sound symbolises the limits of what whole generations had agreed was basically tolerable to get online.