Look, I’m a straight woman with the maturity level of a 13-year-old boy. I am willing to admit that maybe — maybe — I sometimes see phalluses where they don’t exist. But this thing totally looks like a dick, right?
Last night local time, a display screen in Union Station — one of Washington DC’s main transit hubs — found itself moonlighting as a tiny pornographic theatre.
Swagtron, the ludicrously named company that previously went by the equally ludicrous name Swagway, has some new gear for 2017. One of the gadgets is called “SwagSurf”, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: A chariot that will (supposedly) carry you across bodies of water like a crappy millennial Jesus.