Joe Brown

  • New Lone Ranger Trailer Looks Dope

    Say what you want about the recent Pirates movies (what I want to say isn’t fit for pleasant company), the new trailer for The Lone Ranger looks pretty cool. Because railroads and cowboys and gunfights and there’s a horse standing on a branch.


  • The Best Manmade Sound

    The Best Manmade Sound

    The click-pop-sizzle of a can opening? The super-satisfying click of a firearm chambering a round? The roar of an engine? What’s the best noise to come from one of mankind’s inventions?


  • Who Needs Keys Anyway?

    Who Needs Keys Anyway?

    Keys are from the past. Here in the future we have lasers and the internet and retina scanners and keypads and thumbprint scanners. Why are keys junking up our pockets? Down with keys! Down the to abyss of obsolescence along with steam-powered cars and leeches with you!