Joe Brown

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Joe Brown

Roomba Shaming. This Is A Thing, Right?

Roomba Shaming. This Is A Thing, Right?

Roomba has some problems with the apartment. Roomba does not like my dining room table. Roomba has trouble with the Swiffer, which he (?) mounts and then cannot free himself from — like a copulating wolf. (Wolves do that, right?)

Dear Instagram, Please Sell My Photos

Dear Instagram, Please Sell My Photos

Dear Instagram, I hear facebook wants to pimp you guys out in search of “profit”. Bravo! So, hey, wanna sell my photos to some faceless corporation? No problem! I know you’ve gotta pay the bills.