Ashley Feinberg
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Monkeys Can’t Stop Eating India’s Delicious Fibre Optic Cables
Right now, India’s in the middle of launching a massive, $US18 billion plan to finally bring the country’s shoddy internet up to speed. There’s just one little problem: Adorable monkeys just can’t stop eating its delicious, delicious data cables.
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Mars One Is Broke, Disorganised And Sketchy As Hell
Remember Mars One? The mega-hyped, one way ticket to go start a colony on Mars assuming it could get a ship and funding and capable colonists and training facilities and the major technological advances necessary to make it all happen? Surprise! According to one finalist, the whole thing is pretty much a scam.
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Carl Sagan’s Son Is A 9/11 Truther
Carl Sagan is arguably science’s biggest rockstar — the ultimate champion for logic and reason. Which makes it all the more painful to find out that his son is a vehement 9/11 truther.
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Facebook Bans Feeling Fat
Had an extra helping at dinner? Downed a pint of ice cream for desert? Inhaled entire sticks of butter to fill the emptiness inside? You probably want a little sympathy for the fact that you now feel like shit. For the love of god, pull yourself together. Facebook doesn’t want to hear it.