Andrew Couts
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Fleets* Is Dead (*Fleets Was Twitter’s Answer to Instagram Stories Which Was Instagram’s Answer to Snapchat Which Was Silicon Valley’s Answer to Dick Pics)
Twitter announced on Wednesday that it is killing its Fleets feature, which I honestly forgot existed. The news will matter to the minuscule gaggle of insufferable Twitter superusers who posted Fleets and literally no one else.
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Don’t Download Dark Sky
Welp, I can kiss that $5 goodbye.
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The Second Covid-19 Vaccine Shot Knocked Me Out, and I Loved It
At approximately 2:45 p.m. ET on Saturday, a ray of light illuminated my personal wrinkle of our ongoing global nightmare: I got my second shot. What followed was roughly 48 hours of debilitating side effects — a consequence I can only describe as fantastic. Some 96 million Americans (about 29% of those eligible) are now…
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Is There Still Hope That We’ll Blow Up the Stupid Boat?
A gaggle of tug boats freed a container ship on Monday that has been stuck in the Suez Canal for six days, appearing to dash the world’s dream that we would simply blow up the boat.